ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
My favorite game is observing people’s characteristics
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
IT’S UP TO THE ARTISTS AND WRITERS
I think this is worth mentioning and important to point out. I strongly recommend keeping this in mind, always!
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help